I bet Barack Obama purposefully sleeps in so he can run to the Oval Office with a piece of toast in his mouth.
Every morning with Obama is an 80s movie opening. He skateboards through Washington with a loose tie and high-fiving people on the street, snatching fruit from vendors and giving it to homeless people, flirting with sunbathing women. Dunking a basketball before hurrying into the office with that piece of toast and straightening his tie.
"He’s abandoned some of our key allies like Israel, Poland and Czechoslovakia."
I’m pretty sure Czechoslovakia abandoned Czechoslovakia… 20 years ago.
History is hard. :/
Don’t get me started on Obama’s treatment of Prussia. A damned shame, that is.
Personally I’m annoyed about his policies towards Hyperborea, Narnia and Middle Earth.
He has been really harsh on the Hyporborians, hasn’t he?
He hasn’t even weighed in on the scandal in Bohemia.
When is Obama finally going to take a hardline with the USSR? I don’t like how they’re treating East Germany.
And what, exactly, is Obama’s policy on Cathay and Atlantis?
Better than his policies in regards to Lemuria.
Obama’s Agarthan strategy drives me to tears of rage.
You know I heard his family originates in Hibernia, but he never mentions it. Like he’s ashamed of it.
I’m simply curious as to whether or not we are, or ever have been, at war with Oceania (via neroon)
And he didn’t even send ambassadors to Westeros to help resolve that petty little war they were having! What the hell, Obama?!
And what about Genosha, goddamit?
Forget Westeros. GALLIFREY IS GONE AND HE DID NOTHING TO HELP.
Man, Obama really mishandled tensions between Ankh-Morpork and Agatean Empire.
Obama ignores Latveria every time he goes to Europe. We could really use their cheap labor to produce our own Doombots.
WON’T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE WESTPHALIANS?
Dude, let’s not get into his total inability to work with the Jedi order.
I’m appalled that he’s complete ignored the Grand Fenwick situation.
He hasn’t bothered to address the destruction of the Twelve Colonies by the Cylons!