December 2011
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Eucatastrophe
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yosemitemery:
is a term coined by J.R.R. Tolkien which refers to the sudden turn of events at the end of a story which ensure that the protagonist does not meet some terrible, impending, and very plausible doom. He formed the word by affixing the Greek prefix eu, meaning good, to catastrophe, the word traditionally used in...
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notlellathellama:
Acceptable ways of saying ‘you’re attractive’ on tumblr:
FUCK YOU
ASSHOLE OH MY GOD
H O W
W H Y
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR EVERYTHING
IT’S NOT EVEN FAIR
WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT
WHY DO YOU EXIST
GET OUT
LEAVE
I HATE YOU SO MUCH
ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JOKING
ASLUTKDRAYFCSLGV.SYIA;SFTD;FAY FUCK ME
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Unacceptable ways of...
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Today at the movies
Me: Hi. I'd like two tickets to Sherlock Holmes: A Gay of Shadows?
Ticket Seller: Yeah su- Wait, what?
Me: Sherlock Homes: A Gay of Gay.
Ticket Seller: I don't-
Me: Sherlock Gay: A Gay of Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: Sir I-
Me: Gay Gay: Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: That-
Me: Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
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People say, “I’m going to sleep now,” as if it were nothing. But it’s really a...
– George Carlin (via aeloquence)
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